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What is Bruno Mars?

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

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Bruno Mars - video


Bruno Mars - what is it?

A wing-man who will catch a grenade for you. Grenade meaning an ugly girl.

Michael: Last night Henry was a fucking awesome Bruno Mars...

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What does "Bruno Mars" mean?

Code word meaning to catch a grenade for one of your fellow bros (ie Wingman).

Last night, that fat bitch was annoying the hell out of Joe and I was feeling pretty charitable, so I told him "Bruno Mars" and distracted her til we were ready to bounce.

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Bruno Mars - what does it mean?

A 4ml dose of GHB in a shot glass with citrus juice. Orange or Tropical are preferred.

hey buddy, can I get a Bruno Mars..I wanna get wavey.

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Bruno Mars - meaning

One of the most overrated singers of all time. Lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. His voice, especially in the song "Just the Way You Are", could use some improvement.

Ex 1:

"Did you hear Bruno Mars's 'Just The Way You Are'?"
"Aw, hell no, I'm listening to Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are'!"

Ex 2:

"Bruno Mars's song Grenade makes me want to kick the next guy I see in the balls for no apparent reason".

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Bruno Mars - definition

Damn! He makes lovable song but he is not lovable. Yeah you know? His face has no charm, elegant, and sexy image.

His voice is not cool enough to hear.

Bruno Mars : Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Fans : Seeing your face -o_O-

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Bruno Mars - slang

He may be a nice type of midget but his whiny voice is really annoying. Why does he torture us with his songs that all sound the same?

*Bruno Mars' song starts on the radio*
Person: Nooo! Please nooo!

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Bruno Mars

American singer-songwriter, artist. Underrated, humble, sweet, down to earth, stylish guy!!! He is the guy from Mars who makes all the ladies swoon with just one thrust( cough cough). You will be surprised by how funny and witty he is, especially in his interviews. Just go on Youtube and watch him dance, you will end up drooling...

"Bruno Mars is my future husband"
"Shut up! He's mine! Bruno Mars knows it too."

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Bruno Mars

A really talented guy with a voice of silk. He performs to perfection. Used when describing someone who has performed really well.

Audience to performer: DAYUM you just Bruno Mars’d !

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Bruno Mars

A slacker that apparently doesn't have anything better to do than sit around with their hand in their pants.
They may also think they're really effing awesome, despite the fact that they clearly can't get a job. In extreme cases, they somehow believe that they'll manage to finish college.

Not a stoner, but enjoys snuggies and being nude.

"Today, I don't feel like doing anything."
"Good for you, Bruno Mars."

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