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What is Breakfast Table?
A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.