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What is Bowling?
It describes the action you are smnoke herb out of a bowl
Im finna go bowling when I get home
Bowling - meme gif
Bowling - video
Bowling - what is it?
1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
What does "Bowling" mean?
A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.
Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."
Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."
Bowling - what does it mean?
Verb. Fornication, coitus, sexual intercourse
Jess and Andy are totally going bowling tonight.
Bowling - meaning
The act of sticking you thumb in a womans ass while hitting it from the back, holding her ass such as a bowling ball.
-Jim: Hey Chance i took my girl bowling last week
-Chance: I okay that cool
-Jim: Nal i took her bowling!
-Chance: OHHHH you took her bowling, how did she like it?
-Jim: She was cool with it.
I took that bitch bowling last night.
Bowling - definition
Filling all three of a woman's holes during the act of sexual intercourse, as if she was a bowling ball. This can be done by three men, or by one man using the penis and hands (a modified shocker) or by one man taking turns at each hole.
Husband: "Hey honey, can I go bowling tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, let me grab the lube"
Bowling - slang
Same rules as bowling except instead of knocking down pins each player must cash a bowl.
Strike = One hit to cash the bowl
Spare = Two hits to cash the bowl
Gutter Ball = A person Volcano's or drops the pins (danks)
- Dam Keith just scored a perfect game in bowling.
- Yeah and he's so far gone.
Bowling
Grabbing a dude from behind with your thumb inside his asshole and your middle and ring fingers fondling each testicle. Hand placement is similar to holding a bowling ball.
"He wasn't paying attention in the locker room so I took his ass bowling."
Bowling
The goal of the game is to launch the bowling ball upwards or yeet it into air. You have to knock down as many ceiling tiles as you can. My friends said you have to hit the pins at the end of the lane. They're lying though, this account is about the truth.
Regular Tile 1 point.
Light Panel 2 Points.
A tile with a spider or a web on it 3 Points.
Knock at rat down from a regular tile 5 Points.
10 tiles is 10 points.
It is a round based game
Let's go Bowling later.
Bowling
When engaging in sexual intercourse, in the doggy style position, place your middle finger and ring finger in the females anal sphincter and your thumb in her vagina and grip vigorously like it's a bowling ball while you pump and thrust.
Brian decided to take his girlfriend bowling after he took her to Red Lobster.
Julie likes to go bowling before she engages in anal sex to loosen up.