Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Bottle Rocket?

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

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Bottle Rocket - video

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Bottle Rocket - what is it?

When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.

"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*

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What does "Bottle Rocket" mean?

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.

Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.

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Bottle Rocket - what does it mean?

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

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Bottle Rocket - meaning

Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.

"Joe, look at that chick. I just gave her a bottle rocket and she's about to drink it."

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Bottle Rocket - definition

The act of unzipping your pants and injecting your penis into a zoo animal and busting chunks into it.

Shay sure taught that animal a lesson by bottle-rocketing it!

Hey is that Shay? Yea thats shay he bottle-rockets animal's.

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Bottle Rocket - slang

A thing, or person that is today's hot item and is gone tomorrow. From the way a bottle rocket shoots into the sky goes bang and is gone. A one hit wonder.

Some people think Obama is a bottle rocket, only time will tell.

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Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

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Bottle Rocket

Combining a high-caffeine energy drink with Thin Lizzies aka psychiatric medication.

Pete: Anthony's crazy ass fool, last night he drank over four rockstars and popped a pill with each one.
Marcus: yeah, man that's called a bottle rocket.

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Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler

"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "

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