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What is Boomstick?
A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.
I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!
Boomstick - meme gif
Boomstick - video
Boomstick - what is it?
The bat of Nelson Cruz which allows him to hit a baseball amazingly far.
Man did u see how far that homer hit byNelson Cruz off Justin Verlander in 2011 ALCS went, it must have been his boomstick
What does "Boomstick" mean?
A sawed off shotgun, typically double barreled.
All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?!
Boomstick - what does it mean?
A usually notorious word, which means kicking a ball, usually a volleyball into the ceiling of a gym. Most of the time the ball strikes a light or the rafters. Most of the time the striking of the boomstick is recorded to put on a Snapchat story.
Brannon: Hey boy, are you going to hit the fucking boomstick?
Hunter: Hell yeah, I'm going to hit the boomstick, yeeyee!
Boomstick - meaning
NFL punter Pat Mcafee's kicking leg.
Pat's boomstick is twice the size of his non-kicking leg.
Boomstick - definition
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Alright you primitive screwheads - listen up! Ya see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!
Boomstick - slang
A kickass way of saying "shotgun."
This... is my BOOMSTICK!
Boomstick
Used by Ash (Army of Darkness) when describing his 12 gauge, double barrel Remington shotgun. His boomstick retails for around 109.95 at S-Mart, and was produced in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
Boomstick
One of the trademark weapons of the movie series "Evil Dead". It is a twelve-gauge double barrel Remington with a walnut stock,cobalt steel barrel,and hair trigger. The main character, Ashley J. Williams,acquires it from the Knowby cabin(Which he states int he third movie can be bought at S-Mart),where he also got his chainsaw hand and the Necronomicon ex-mortis, and he sawed-off the barrel and uses it to fight the deadites in the movies. He calls it his " Boomstick "in the third movie and it also is most famous with the quote " This.....is my boomstick!"
Ash:Alright you primitive screw heads,listen up. You see this? This...is my boomstick! It's a twelve-guage double barrel Remington. S-Mart's top of line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right,this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids,Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock,cobalt steel barrel,and hair trigger. Shop smart,shop S-Mart.
Boomstick
(Noun) Any type of shotgun (I.e. 20 gauge, 12 gauge, .410, etc), any longer scattergun. The perfect weapon for home defense, personal defense, and is also perfect for the novice firearm shooter in acquiring their target.
"Baby, listen" Nikki said to Shannon, "Here in my world I promise you I will never joke when it comes to the boomstick. If I tell you, 'Lover, please get me the boomstick and get it in a hurry' please know that what I'm really saying to you is 'Get the fucking shotgun quick'".