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What is Bob dammit?
A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".
Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*