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What is Bloomington's?A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to. -I'm from Bloomington MN Bloomington's - meme gifBloomington's - videoBloomington's - what is it?Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's. Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today? What does "Bloomington's" mean?A generic place. So generic that itβs slogan might as well be βKeep Bloomington-Normalβ. βI went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.β Bloomington's - what does it mean?A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois. I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping. Bloomington's - meaningA piece of shit town in the middle of effing nowhere with absolutely nothing to do. Ever. Bloomington has: Bloomington's - definitionA shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably: Where are you from? Bloomington's - slangA city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America. Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man? Bloomington'sThe coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight. Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train? Bloomington'sA city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils. Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus. Bloomington'sNestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people. Bloomington Superlatives: |
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