Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Blog?

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

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Blog - what is it?

When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.

1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great.

2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.

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What does "Blog" mean?

A slang term referring to a massive "dump" taken after a successful meal. (Big-ass-log)= Blog!

"I just dropped a Blog in the can, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"

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Blog - what does it mean?

A place for illiterate morons to talk about their life that _nobody_ cares about. I think its really about how annoying you can make the looping background music. Or could it be about how many alert boxes you can fit in to one site? Oh Oh I know, it's about the overlapping text nobody can read. Wait...or could it be the ugly color schemes that they didn't even make. No it's really about how badly you can spell, and how much you can copy everyone elses.

Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P

Blogs usually consists of:
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
or:
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
or:
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1

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Blog - meaning

verb.
to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.

Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.

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Blog - definition

Blog (or weblogs) were originally intended to link the interesting URLs found on the Internet and provide some commentary on those. In addition they provided reader with feedback possibility in the comment- section.

Currently the word blog is ubiquitous term to online diary, an unappealing personal webpage or electronic collection of (short) notes which closely resemble reference material for mental patient medical record.

Most of the blogs are visited by randomly stumbling visitors or someone familiar with author reading the blog entries out of morbid interest.

"Today I wrote on my blog about the queuing in the local grocery store and the service I received".

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Blog - slang

An archaic form of web communication. Long replaced by the YouTube video blogs and twitter. Still preferred by individuals who are too ugly for video blogs and two wordy to condense their overblown thoughts and experiences into 140 characters.

Me: Hi Bob, I heard you went on a date. Was she cute?
Bob: She wasn't so much cute. More like blog cute.
Me: Mother of god. I'm so so sorry.

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Blog

Sensationalized minutia.

Uhuh? really? you don't say. Hey you know what? I'd really love to continue reading this blog but, I too, have ridden a bus before and know that George Bush is three monkeys in a man suit. Really? You like Tuna fish and Pink Floyd? I really have to..ok I get it, your boss is a jag, I'm really not..your favorite song..riveting...hey I think I left some of my attention in the car, I'll be right back!
*running*
*starts car*
*peels away*

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Blog

Blog is a short form for Web log.

There are two types of blogs:

a) those written by people who are experts on a topic they're writing about, and their posts can be very useful to other people who are working on similar things.

Such blogs are very informative, and have a purpose. Design looks professional, and there are not any bigger annoyances.

Grammar is good, sentences are well formed. Box on the side provides more info, or links to other useful resources on the web.

Such blogs are very rare.

b) Those mostly written by emos, teenagers who have got nothing better to do and people who think that someone actually cares about crap that's going in their lives when in fact the only visitors they have are bots and other idiots who only comment to say things like 'I like your blog', 'great post', 'please comment on my blog'.

Such blogs also have a very poor grammar, there are no paragraphs and that makes it even harder to read.

Useless blogs that are of no value to the community in any way can be divided into following subtypes:

EMO CRAP - random ranting about how you are depressed, how you saw a good movie which reminded you of past and made you cry or how you bought a new <emo band name> CD.

colors are usually dark - the banner is way too big, and shows grayscale images of converse shoes or blood.

TEENAGE GIRL - usually consist of short posts with no grammar at all, and sentences like: 'school sucks.... i went shopping today. :DDDDDDD'.
smile to text ratio is usually 5:1.

The designs of such blogs are usually crappy, colors are flashy and hard to read, big images in the background, layout is mostly broken by crappy flash apps or gif images which flash for no reason at all.

Boxes are full of guy pictures, and lists of people they like/dislike, along with their own image, full name, mobile phone number, school, town, country zip code and other info useful to stalkers.

There is also a lot of music embedded that plays when the page loads and often there are more then one songs playing at once.

IDIOTS WHO THINK WE CARE - people who think that someone actually cares about how they just bought new shoes, ended in a debt or whatever.

ONE TIME POSTERS - those who have only one post informing us that they will now be writing their own blog.

A
"EA just announced RED ALERT 3, yet another game in the C&C franchise, but a first game in the Red Alert universe since EA took over Westwood Studios.

B1
No one understands me. I feel so alone. Yesterday i bought new CD. I can really relate to these songs. ...and so on

B2
and I went to mall today.... :D btw, i hate school... so boooring. is so hawt... <3

B3
I just bought a new coffee machine and i like it because it has so many functions. I also think that this blog is interesting to visitors who are not search engine bots who have not yet been enhanced to the point when they realize this blog is crap and nobody cares about it and spam bots who don't really care about my crap, they just want emails.

B4
This is my new blog. From now on I'll post stuff about events in my life.

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Blog

A short web entry about some nobody online that goes on and on about there not important, non-eventful lives full of personal drama and crap that no one wants to hear. Usally expressed in forms of text.

An example of a BLOG would be like RyanWallack.WordPress.com, who blogs about his daily, boring life and throws in a few exciting pictures and nouns.

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