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What is Black Elvis?
anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
Black Elvis - video
Black Elvis - what is it?
A sandwich made from toasted white bread, banana, peanut butter, and chocolate chips.
The name is a reference to Elvis' favorite known sandwich: Peanut Butter and Banana.
Jim: "Dude, i just made the best Black Elvis."
Tim: "That sounds disguisting and inappropriate."
Jim: "Try some, it's great!"
*Takes a bite*
Tim: "Whoa! The King would be proud..."
What does "Black Elvis" mean?
A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.
"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"
Black Elvis - what does it mean?
1. An authentic rapper
2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.
3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.
4.Kool Keith, duh.
I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.