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What is Black Books?
The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere
P2: I did the "black book"
Black Books - video
Black Books - what is it?
The act of projecting the vernacular of urban black culture by a black person who has never lived this culture. It is as if they learned how to act "black" by reading about it in a book. The term comes from the research of Signithia Fordham, 1996, in here book "Blacked Out".
You may look Black, but you aint Black! You didn't come from us---you just book Black Black!
What does "Black Books" mean?
A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.
Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.
Black Books - what does it mean?
A revisionist propaganda piece that invented the myth of "communism killing 100 million people", written by a bunch of European libs, and is used by bootlickers as the sole source for most anti-communist arguments, even if the authors of the book themselves admitted that they inflated the numbers by adding natural deaths and Nazi casualties just to make communism look bad, and the editor Stephane Courtois is a fascist sympathizer.
Bootlicker: Communism killed 100 million people!
Me: Source?
Bootlicker: trust me bro, I read it in "The Black Book of Communism" last week.
Black Books - meaning
When your about to hit it and quit it but she's really good in bed so you take your number and still leave
Man 1 : aye I just want a girl I can fuck but is actually good tho.
Man 2 : Man I got the perfect black book girl for you
Black Books - definition
Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.
Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).
Brandon: "Jon ol' pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"
Black Books - slang
A book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff. Usually has to be 5 names or longer in order to be considered a Black Book List.
Thats not a Black Book List only have 3 names. Step your game up.
Black Books
graffiti book used for sketching. Normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper.
there are loads of dope pieces in my black book.
Black Books
an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff
my black book is so much bigger than urs man
Black Books
Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."