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What is Birth Control?
A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.
"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."
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Birth Control - what is it?
Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.
Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.
What does "Birth Control" mean?
something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.
*while giving birth*
Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!
Birth Control - what does it mean?
A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.
I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!
Birth Control - meaning
A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.
Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.
Jerry: Yeah so is her face.
Birth Control - definition
the act of using an alias for a one night stand
Birth Control - slang
Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys
I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.
This Birth Control tastes like elephant
Birth Control
Birth Control
What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.
The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.
Birth Control
A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.
Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?