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What is Biology?
The most pointless class anyone would ever take; a class that wastes your time; a class that takes up most of the class space, not letting you explore the other classes you might want to try out.
Student: Counselor, can I drop Biology and take Life Studies instead?
Counselor: No, sorry, you'll have to take Biology so you can learn more about life.
Student: But I don't need to learn about life! I want to learn how to live on my own!
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Biology - what is it?
A type of science in which it's impossible to like every single goddamn sub-subject there is in biology.
Biology is the study of life? More like study of "how to get an A in the class in this shithole."
Fuck genetics, therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love cell respiration. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love protein synthesis. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love every subject in biology except genetics. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I got a 6 As and 1 B in Biology because of the genetics test. Therefore, FUCK MENDEL.
What does "Biology" mean?
1)The science of life and my major. It involves the study of living organisms from various levels. From the genetic material (Genetics, Molecular Biology, etc), to cells (Cell Physiology, Cellular Microbiology,etc), to organs and organ systems (Neurology, Embryology, Immunology, etc) to organisms (Chordates, Animal Physiology,etc), to populations and the external environment (Ecology, Marine Biology, Evolution).
2) Classes dumbass people cant pass for shit because they are dumb as fuck, or they don't care, or both.
3)Without it, there wouldn't be any doctors or medicine to save your useless and pathetic lives.
4) Slang for sexual intercourse.
1) Immunology is a branch of biology where emphasis is placed on cell mediated immunity (Macrophages, Cytotoxic T Cells, and NK cells) and Humoral immunity (B-cells, helper T-cells, complement system, as well as clonal selection).
2) person 1: "I'm a dumbass because i can't pass biology"
person 2: "Then change your major to something stupid as fuck like art or english"
3) Doctor: "good thing I have a major in biology to save this dumbass art student, who has HIV because he is gay."
4) I'm having biology tonight with her/him.
Biology - what does it mean?
The worse subject in the world ever.
Simple as.
Techincally, it's the study of life, except it makes life harder than it needs to be, which makes sense really.
Biology sucks.
I have loads of Biology homework to do, so I can't have any kind of life.
My brother wants to be a biology teacher. We must kill him.
Biology - meaning
A code word for sexual intercourse.
Dad: Where have you been, son? It's two in the morning!
Son: Sorry, dad. I was studying biology with Jessica.
Dad: That's my boy!
Biology - definition
One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.
Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.
Are those some kind of drugs?
No it's biology...
I should shoot you
Biology - slang
Pissing off religious fundamentalists since 1859.
I have AP Biology class next. Please kill me now.
Biology
it is the study of life.
worst freshman year class you will ever fucking take especially if you are taking honors. everyone who takes honors biology regrets it now.
shit ton of homework and class work.
failing every unit test is a hobby because it’s too much memorizing
me: did you know that the electron transport chain produces a whopping of 34 ATP!! biology is crazy af right??
friend: wtf is an ATP?
Biology
An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.
I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!
Biology
A new Slang way to say goodbye to an orgy
Biology yall