Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Beat my meat?

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

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Beat my meat - video


Beat my meat - what is it?

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

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What does "Beat my meat" mean?

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

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Beat my meat - what does it mean?

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

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Beat my meat - meaning

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

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Beat my meat - definition

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

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Beat my meat - slang

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

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Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

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Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

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Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

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