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What is Bancroft?
Super awesome person best maker of lemon cheesecake
“You are a Charly Bancroft”
Bancroft - meme gif
Bancroft - video
Bancroft - what is it?
It's when your girl has a bad case of hemoroids (beets) and can't have sex for a few days/weeks so you she sits down on a bucket of boiling water and vinegar and gives you a blow job. The boiling water and vinegar helps alleviate the pain of the hemoroids.
This technique was first practiced in the bedrooms of the beet farms in Bancroft, Ontario. Women worked hard in the fields sitting in the moist or dry dirt all day and hemoroids became a constant affliction. Their men came out of the fields hot and horny and wanting some loving which the women couldn't perform due to the hemoroids. In the 40's and 50's there was no hemoroid medications on the open market so women squatted over buckets of boiling water and vinegar to shrink their problems away. Thus came the idea of satisfying their men by performing fellatio while sitting on their buckets.
Earl got finished working a hard day in fields and Irma had a bad case of the hems so she performed the old "Bancroft Beet Farm" on him.
What does "Bancroft" mean?
Named after the small northern Ontario, Canada, logging town. It is assumed that everyone in Bancroft wears the, sometimes, red and black fleece outdoorsman coat even to formal events. Therefore the Bancroft dinner jacket.
Outdoorsy type wearing his checkered coat in the city someone might say.
Hey, look at buddy wearing his Bancroft dinner jacket!
Bancroft - what does it mean?
The Bancroft bandit is a crafty, smelly, soulless, cousin fucking ginger beast. He can be seen in his trademark tight pants and jingling keys. Also known to wear boxer briefs and a suit jacket belonging to his sister. Also drives a blue Chevrolet where most of his cousin fucking is done.
The Bancroft Bandit strikes again! inbred fellatio incest
Bancroft - meaning
This is a large dick boy. He will fuck your lady until she screams with his balls in her bellybutton. He might like boys coz he has bummed all the girls in the world
Hey sam bancroft lets shag
Bancroft - definition
It is when a somewhat handsome Aussie dresses up as a Mexican Mariachi trumpet player and tricks a female OR male sexual partner into undocumented style ginger root ass play.
Evs gave me one Dirty Bancroft at last year's Comic-Con. My anus still hasn't healed.
Bancroft - slang
Meaning smelly. A person who is bancroft will smelly really bad.
tom has uncontrollable bancroft
Bancroft
A small hick town that is the teen pregnancy capital of Ontario. (ratio-wise)
Desi: "Hey did you here that bancroft is the teen pregnancy capitol of ontario?"
Jimmy: "Ya I know like 20 baby-mommas."
Bancroft
The teen pregnancy capital of Ontario. (ratio-wise)
Desi: "Hey did you here that bancroft is the teen pregnancy capitol of ontario?"
Jimmy: "Ya I know like 20 baby-mommas."
Bancroft
The act of stuffing evidence of wrongdoing into your underpants
Security Guard - "I then observed the alleged offender doing a Bancroft with the stolen goods"