1. someone who is so lame and does not know what they are doing. a more detailed version of a loser. a name given to people who just gotta stop and prevent themselves from embarrassing what they are doing, hence being called a badonk.
2. The amount of junk in said persons' trunk will make all of the brothas crazy.
If your "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", you are most likely "badonked".
"DAYHUM Gurl, u badonked."
(Translation: OH SNAP, lady. Your backside is unusually eye-catching.)
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