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What is Back rub?
An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
"You get some from the old lady last night?"
"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."
Back rub - video
Back rub - what is it?
The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.
However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
What does "Back rub" mean?
to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
Back rub - what does it mean?
A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.
I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted
Back rub - meaning
A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this move up in an inspired dream...
Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of nowhere like a ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was totally tits!!!
Back rub - definition
Started by a porn website, a back rub is when a woman/ gay man asks the man to give her a back rub, but means hold her back as they have anal sex.
The woman rolled onto her back and asked for a back rub.
Back rub - slang
The act of actually rubbing a person's back. NOT to be confused with back massage.
It is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the person of interest's spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. Perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable boners. The receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back massage.
Mr Asexual: You're not a lesbian. There! I said it... You owe me one hundred back rubs.
Non-Lesbian Chick: O^O *boner-inducing back rub motion*
Back rub
The process of rubbing/massaging someones back (or flat chest)
Adam Prom likes to give Sami Allen back rubs
Back rub
An event between a man and a women, a man and a man/women and a women (if gay / lesbian), that sould but doesnt always result in sex... the words rub my back are a sign
your sittin on the couch watchin the game and your wife says "hun will you rub my back" she does want a back rub but she's accually askin you to woo her so that it can end in sex, if not done correctly it will end in you sleeping on the couch watching a recap of the same game you watched earlier and not knowing what got you there
Back rub
A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.
You were suppose to be a back rub