Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Baby seals?

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

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Baby seals - video


Baby seals - what is it?

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

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What does "Baby seals" mean?

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

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Baby seals - what does it mean?

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals

the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.

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Baby seals - meaning

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

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Baby seals - definition

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

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Baby seals - slang

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

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Baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

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Baby seals

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

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Baby seals

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

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