What is BLOQ?

Shortened form of 'cock block'. May be pronounced "french' style if that's your thing

I was trying to bang this chick but her fat friend threw a mad c-bloq before i could get the digits

BLOQ - meme gif

Elitest programmer/designer of all time. Also goes by the name of jon.

Bill Gates: "I want bloq(jon) as my head programmer."