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What is BIG BEHEMOTH?
often refered to a large and overgrown large headed sasquatch-like creature
whoa did you just see that Donasaur?
no but i did see the big headed behemoth over there by the golden girls box set
BIG BEHEMOTH - video
BIG BEHEMOTH - what is it?
A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.
Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!