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What is BICHON?
noun
1. a fucking goat🐐
2. an idiot🙄
verb bichoning
to act amazing and fun and perfect
to act silly and dumb
“god i cant believe sofie ripped the sheets. she’s being such a bichon.”
“kobi made sofie dinner, he’s such a bichon!”
“i got drunk and the police arrested me for bichoning at 3am.”
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BICHON - video
BICHON - what is it?
Bichon Frises were circus dogs during the French Renaissance, and then people realized that they weren't even worthy enough for such a task and put them in trash cans all around France. Now the Bichon Frise resides in homes where it usually does not walk but instead is carried from its food location to the bathroom so it can shit comfortably and not have to put effort into anything. Bichon Frises do not possess enough brain matter to understand the concept of accomplishing things, and are generally referred to as worthless. They have been proven to evolve through a method other than natural selection because they would have been extinct thousands of years ago, killed off by mice or butterflies. Bichon Frises are afraid of life.
I have a Bichon Frise named Trotter. If you look at him, he barks at you until he forgets why he is barking, and then pees on everything within a 4 foot radius and begs for snacks. Nobody cares about Trotter.
What does "BICHON" mean?
A little white dog that is the total bomb, if you want a loyal & faithful companion. My wife wanted a dog & settled on the Bichon because he is non-allergenic, and I basically acquiesed, with the provision tha he would be her responsibility. We got a rescue Bichon, and it is scary how closely he & I have bonded. He is truly my best friend, totally loyal, devoted, friendly, and playful. I work nights, and he is there at the door every morning when I return to welcome me home. He looks like a little puff-ball, but he is pure male, chasing lizards & rabbits with pure abandon. Great watchdog while I'm gone. I couldn't recommend this breed more - I only worry about the inevitable, as I will likely outlive him, but I don't even want to think about that. Get a Bichon, and you won't be sorry.
My wife wanted a Bichon Frise, and I rolled my eyes, but now we're inseperable...
BICHON - what does it mean?
A poofy little dog originating from the Mediteranian Sea area. They were very popular with wealthy French people and especially royalty before the French revolution, when they were cast into the streets.
That Bichon Frise has a giant poofy head.
BICHON - meaning
A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.
Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.
They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.
1) I was walking my dog at the golf course and these two chicks were like "OMG, he's sooooo cute, what kind of dog is that?" "It's a Bichon Frise!"
BICHON - definition
When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.
My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.
BICHON - slang
Is similar to say dude, homie, etc. Originated from Costa Rica splanglish or a different way to say mae
Whassup bichon
wa gwan bichon
BICHON
My bichon pissed on my leg
BICHON
originally known as a type of dog, this word has evolved to the calling of a fair lady that you and your pier fancy, or also another word for Fuck or Shit.
Nathan: "Motherfricker! Check out that Bichon!"
Palmer: "What the Bichon? Shawty a ten!"
BICHON
USED IN SAM AND CAT.
ANOTHER WORD FOR: BITCH
HE STOLE MY WALLET, what a bichon!!!!