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What is B.A.S?
Abbreviation for Big Ass Syndrome. When a male or female has a big ass that is disproportionate to their body.
This can occur when someone isn't in shape, or it can be hereditary.
The cure is biking, squats, or for drastic cases, surgery.
"Yo, look, she's got the B.A.S. bad!"
"Damn, that dudes B.A.S could rival Kim Kardashian!"
B.A.S - meme gif
B.A.S - video
B.A.S - what is it?
Bitches Ain't Shit
When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
"Yo Dreagons simping for logan, it's time to initiate B.A.S protocol"
"Yes sir!"
What does "B.A.S" mean?
self explanitory..
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B.A.S - what does it mean?
B.A.S. is the abbreviation for Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.
Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.
Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.
The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
"Hey man look at that babe over there with the big boobies"
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of B.A.S."
"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon, I'd hate to see her condition worsen."
B.A.S - meaning
In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.
I'm sick of this chow hall slop. I'm going to apply for B.A.S. and stick to nothing but Frosted Flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
B.A.S - definition
(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)
The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.
"dude those wings last night caused me to have serious B.A.S. this morning"
B.A.S - slang
Short for bitch ain't shit.
guy 1: Man, she's retarded as hell.
guy 2: B.A.S.
B.A.S
Popular girl: Omigod. Did u see her clothes? I can't believe I used to be friends with her. She is a B.A.S
B.A.S
An acronym for Bitches Aint Shit, it is America's only 24 hour credit union/full-liquor topless bar.
Expanding soon to include casino with Vegas style gambling when the owners find an indian tribe willing to negotiate.
Dude, lets shoot down to B.A.S for some drinks--my tabs always open since its linked to my bank account!
B.A.S
Pronounced "bee/ay/ess" or just "bas." It is an abbreviation for bitchez aint shit. Commonly associated with the B.A.S Mafia originating in Brisbane. A non-profit global movement devoted to the research and instigation that promotes inequality among the genders, propelling men above woman and encourages males to pay the absolute shit out of bitches.
snoop: cunt eyes, whats been happening?
dre: sup cunt knuckles, some bitch was giving me a humma last night aye
snoop: ahh what a slappa, did you give her a blacky and a bluey?
dre: yeh b.a.s'd the bitch had out
snoop: niceee, B.A.S til i die! getting that tattooed on me gooch!