Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Assurance?

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

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Assurance - what is it?

In yester-year, when an honorary member of the Bro's of the Round Table became acquainted with a lady, and courted her in the finest eatery's of their time, if getting some booty was on the cards that night, coin would be assured.

Bro: I'm taking Wonda out tonight...
Bro's of the Round Table: Where you takin' this girl?
Bro: Taco Bell
Bro's of the Round Table: Taco Bell? Coin is assured.

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What does "Assurance" mean?

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

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Assurance - what does it mean?

confidence in yourself and your abilities

But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.

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Assurance - meaning

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.

Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_

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Assurance - definition

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.

Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."

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Assurance - slang

A word that some lawyer messed up

what was that againg? uhh sure-ance?

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Assurance

How "sure" you are on a particular subject

My assurity is low on how successful rocket boots will be.

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Assurance

1. to make safe (as from risks or against overthrow) : insure
2. to give confidence to
3. to make sure or certain : convince
4. to inform positively
5. to make certain the coming or attainment of : guarantee

2 : and hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts — 1 John 3:19

3 : He glanced back to assure himself that no onw was following.

4 : I assure you that we can do it.

5 : The man worked hard to assure accuracy.

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Assurance

Insurance for your ass.

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.

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