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What is Assange?
to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.
Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.
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Assange - what is it?
(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.
"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.
What does "Assange" mean?
"Here, let me assange that beer for you."
Assange - what does it mean?
(v). To function correctly.
"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."
Assange - meaning
To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.
Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.
Assange - definition
(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.
The steak was well-assanged.
Assange - slang
(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.
"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."
Assange
(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.
"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."
Assange
(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.
Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."
Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."
Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"
Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
Assange
(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.
The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.
If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.