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What is Ashford?

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

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Ashford - what is it?

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.

Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.

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What does "Ashford" mean?

Located on the outskirt of London is questionably the best town in the whole of the uk. Home to a legend (S.J.Chapple). The town attracts tourist from all continents and is frequently visited by screaming girls demanding autographs, photographs and dates. Full of chavs.

Let's go to Ashford to visit S.J.Chapple

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Ashford - what does it mean?

A small town in southeastern Alabama. Not known for anything, which is good, if it were to be known for something, that would be sad.....

"Lets go to Ashford"
"Where the hell is that?"

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Ashford - meaning

Small town in Northeastern Connecticut with one regular traffic light, about 15 minutes from Uconn. There are three types of people that live in Ashford: Those who live next to a lake, farmers, or squirrel eaters.

Guy one: "Where is everyone?"

Guy two: "Yea, the only person I've seen in this town was that guy eating a squirrel."

Guy Three: "We must be in Ashford."

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Ashford - definition

Ashford is a handsome gentleman. It is also meant to be a pretty boy.

Ashford is a trust worthy person /loyal.

Ashford is hilarious.

Ashford is a pro boxer.

Ashford is a pretty boy.

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Ashford - slang

Also known as Gashford, a little town between Feltham and Staines in London. Populated with Pikeys and Old folk.
Famous for Burger Junction, Big Tescos and Subway.

"Im guna go chill in Gashford for a burger, gash and maybe a fight"

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Ashford

Also known to the residents by its alternate names "Gashford" and "Trashford" due to the large amount of single mothers, is a relatively large town located in the Kent in the South-East of England where everyone is so damn miserable their soulless eyes can pierce sheet steel.

It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them.

Main attractions include but are not limited to:
*A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise.
*A bowling alley
*A decomissioned tank used as a statue
*A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage
*Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA
*A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers
*An out of the way Cineworld
*Prams and screaming children everywhere
*And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.

Guy 1: 'Ey lad you wanna go to Ashford?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm in the mood to be bored and depressed to the point I want to commit suicide today.

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Ashford

An old royal English name, the carrier or holder of wisdom.

Dude, do you know what i should do about this? I don't know do I look like Ashford?

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Ashford

A town in kent often known as trashford famous for being the birthplace of simply amazing people and some pikeys (see stanhope)

Person A: God I had sucha good time yesterday my arm's actually exploded

Person B: obviously you went to ashford

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