Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Architect?

the act of creating something beautiful and not being a pretentious asshole about it

Stosh: I see you've been ARCHITECTING. That portico is to die for! It does seem a bit fancy for an entrance to White Castle?

Helga: Yes, well an old greek woman read my fortune and told me White Castle needed an upgrade. So I drank a triple espresso and ARCHITECTED that thing in 48 hours.

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Architect - video


Architect - what is it?

a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.

Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.

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What does "Architect" mean?

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.

The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

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Architect - what does it mean?

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verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."

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Architect - meaning

A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.

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Architect - definition

An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.

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Architect - slang

An architect is an engineer that didn't have the brain to get their degree, but they found in the first years of college that they could use autocad.

"Oh Tim, so you are an architect now huh?"

"Yea, I just couldn't get through dynamics and statics otherwise I'd be a practicing engineer."

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Architect

A useless fruit who smokes pot and draws houses. Architects require engineers to fix all of their mistakes.

If that architect wasn't so high all the time maybe he'd have drawn this correctly.

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Architect

He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.

The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.

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Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

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