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What is Amish?Can be heard being shouted in the gym when pushing out that last rep. Similar to Rocky Balboa shouting "Adriaaannn!" "Come on man - one last rep." Amish - meme gifAmish - videoAmish - what is it?White people who suck with anything technological. Kevin and Rob are so Amish. Rob thinks he's black though. What does "Amish" mean?A group of religious people that believe touching any piece of modern technology will result in them going to hell. They live in cabins with and raise crops and animals because they believe that feeding and washing animals on a daily basis is easier than going to a local supermarket to buy food needed for the next two weeks. Amish Mom: Don't wash your hands after you take a shit because that is unsanitary and you will go to hell. Amish - what does it mean?The dumbest thing since scientology. that amish guy wont shave and his pubic hair peeps out of his pants. Amish - meaningA religion that doesn't bathe or use modern convenience. What goes clippity-clop, bang-bang, clippity-clop? An Amish drive-by shooting! Amish - definitionan industrious people that everyone enjoys staring at in dumb, curious silence The news reporters stared at the Amish all day. Amish - slangPennsylvania-Dutch people who wear black clothing, ride horses-and-buggies and believe that electicity is the spawn of Satan. Amish people are still stuck in the ninteenth century. AmishWhen the electricity goes out Yo man, after that thunderstorm we went Amish for almost three house. AmishA group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil. I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp. AmishOwners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them. Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish! |
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