What is Alligator Fuckhouse?
When things start to get bad.
You get caught by the police with alcohol and your under-age .
Alligator Fuckhouse - what is it?
That one person who's being a real dick and says the most obvious things.
"Hey, Shane, it's raining outside."
What does "Alligator Fuckhouse" mean?
The most Dominant Beer Pong Team in the World.
Alligator fuckhouse Incorporated just fucked your house!
Alligator Fuckhouse - what does it mean?
An orgy involving the exclusive use of French Ticklers. The ridges on the French Ticklers, represent the roughness of an Alligator's back. And the fuckhouse is, well, the orgy part.
Suit up with your French Ticklers, 'cause we're having an Alligator Fuckhouse up in here!
Performing any and all sexual acts while wearing jorts.
Let's go to UF. Jorts turn me on! I am freaky for the jorts. It's going to be an alligator fuckhouse with all those jorts!
The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
A term used for when I bite the neck of my lover and open their legs like a mighty crocodile then go into a deathroll while having sexual intercourse with him.
I gave Rex a good Alligator Fuckhouse last night after mom went to work.
latin: Conglomero crocodylus
A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."