An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

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Alastair - slang

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!

Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!

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Alastair

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome

Alastair you are the best

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Alastair

The most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. I love him

I wish Alastair was mine..

Haha you can't have him cause he's MINE!!!

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Alastair

an Alastair is the best at everything and the god and ruler of earth super strong handsome and the nicest, most lovable, popular boy in the universe. mostly have blond hair, blue eyes, and soft hair.

alastair can be used to describe a wonderful person.

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