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What is A bread?
A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
A bread - video
A bread - what is it?
Hashtag. Boom. Roasted. Eat. A. Dick.
Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, #BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
What does "A bread" mean?
The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.
Yo Jamal, you breading today?
A bread - what does it mean?
bread is money, to bring in bread is to make money
He's bringin in the bread yo
A bread - meaning
bread 👍
Person 1: Bread 👍
Person 2: Bread 👍
A bread - definition
I don't pimp hoes for the head, I do it for the bread
A bread - slang
THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bread
The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off
Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)
A bread
A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
A bread
Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.
Example 1
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.