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What is A Dad?
Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"
A Dad - video
A Dad - what is it?
Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
What does "A Dad" mean?
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Me: dad? Where did you go?
A Dad - what does it mean?
The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
A Dad - meaning
A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
A Dad - definition
something that vanishes
my dad went *poof gone*
A Dad - slang
dad went to get the milk 15 years ago
A Dad
no found definition for dad?
do you mean: milk
A Dad
When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!
Oh my god he’s such a dad..
A Dad
Starkiesha- what happened to her?
Diamond- she doesn’t have a dad
Starkiesha-oh...
*inserts a sad dramatic song*