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What is 5'11?
A height complex which causes the majority of 5'11" men (and some 5'10" men) to claim to be 6'0". Men with this complex will often say things such as "I'm basically 6 foot" or "I'm 6 foot with shoes on" when asked their height. It is also commonly used to finesse naive young woman into meeting up on dating sites, as 6'0" is seen as far more desirable than 5'11".
Cathy was disappointed after finding out that her tinder date, Steve had used the deception of the 5'11" complex to trick her into meeting up. "He must've measured his height with shoes on" she thought.
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5'11 - what is it?
A height complex which causes the majority of 5'11" men (and some 5'10" men) to claim to be 6'0". Men with this complex will often say things such as "I'm basically 6 foot" or "I'm 6 foot with shoes on" when asked their height. It is also commonly used to finesse naive young woman into meeting up on dating sites, as 6'0" is seen as far more desirable than 5'11".
Cathy was disappointed after finding out that her tinder date, Steve had used the deception of the 5'11 complex to trick her into meeting up. "He must've measured his height with shoes on" she thought.
What does "5'11" mean?
The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.
The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?
Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
5'11 - what does it mean?
The perfect height for a full-grown, adult, male. Men who are 5'11" are definitely not short by international height standards, according to medical research, however while slightly tall, they are not giants either. Men who are 5'11" are the perfect height for riding in vehicles, as their heads don't normally touch the ceiling of the vehicle, but they can see over the dashboard, when riding a commercial aircraft, they're not so tall that sitting in the crammed seats is uncomfortable.
According to a London based health magazine, woman find men who stand at 5'11" to be the perfect height, as they are not wimpingly short, but are not gargantuanly tall, which is perfect for the female of the relationship, who is typically shorter, to engage in kissing, dancing and sexual intercourse with her man.
All in all, 5'11" is like the bottom wrung of the "tall ladder" you're not a giant, but you're definitely not short. You're "little tall"
I am 5'11" my doctor says that it's the perfect height for my age and growth rate.
5'11 - meaning
if you're this Hight your basically cursed
your 5'11 im so sorry for you