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What is 3rd degree?
It’s basically the same thing as involuntary manslaughter. it means causing bodily harm but not for that person to die. Like a smack in the face, or a push . Depending what state you’re in, you’ll get this charge . Minnesota has a 3rd degree murder charge
When will smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock. If he were to die will smith would’ve went to jail for 3rd degree murder if he were in the state that has that charge .
3rd degree - video
3rd degree - what is it?
When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
What does "3rd degree" mean?
This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
3rd degree - what does it mean?
3rd degree murder is a murder without intent to kill someone.
Also 3rd degree murder is a thing we all should legalize
"Legalize 3rd degree murders" "Fuck i commited a 3rd degree murder"
3rd degree - meaning
Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.
Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!
3rd degree - definition
When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!
3rd degree - slang
The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
3rd degree
When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.
"Quit givin' me the 3rd degree about the party, okay? Nothing happened."
3rd degree
A burn that's 3rd degree needs emergency surgery but with no urgency.
If you go to emergency surgery with a burn that's 3rd degree, there can be no urgency.
3rd degree
a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one
My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.