theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,
The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.
Troll:
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.