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What is 'Mats?
The most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. If you've got one, you probably can't imagine your life without him!
person 1: "oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. They took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!"
person 2: "yeah? I hung out with Mat instead!"
person 1: "oh snap :( that shits all over my night, bitch :("
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'Mats - what is it?
Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.
Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.
1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.
2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs
2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats
What does "'Mats" mean?
Short for the most amazing person ever. A person named Mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. Once you've met them you can't forget them. They will stay in your life forever.
Who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
Mat
'Mats - what does it mean?
When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later
Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting
'Mats - meaning
keeper, smart, slick, quite sexy
Mat is a keeper, girls, he is the one.
'Mats - definition
1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.
2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.
"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."
"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."
'Mats - slang
an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.
Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'
'Mats
Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!
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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
'Mats
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats
Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.
'Mats
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats
Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.